So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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