Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
