why didn't you poke me back
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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