He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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