Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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