I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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