Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
