everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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