It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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