You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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