I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Me. At least after what I've been through.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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