I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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