Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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