did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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