Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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