can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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