love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Randomize