At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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