I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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