She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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