Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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