That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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