i just google imaged poop.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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