remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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