youre lurking in front of me
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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