no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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