my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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