shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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