They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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