So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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