**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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