Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
You can't special order awesome
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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