also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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