Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
