is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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