No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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