Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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