used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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