i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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