after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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