Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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