? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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