ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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