Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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