I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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