Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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