At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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