I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
