okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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