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Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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