I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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