What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just want nice things and good sex
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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