i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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